Triangle over -, NM

The report, as filed

I had spilled gasoline on myself after filling my car with 5 gallon jug. I went back inside and I took off my smelly clothes and I put on a robe with only my boxer's on and shoes. I went outside to put my clothes on the camper of my truck to have them air out. I looked up the evening western sky. It was a clear evening. I looked away and I looked again. There were two light at each end that made up a triangle. It could have been a triangle craft? I tried to look at this UFO very careful but I got scared and I went under the carport. I went to the south end of the carport to look at craft from that end. It was gone. I went back inside the house to take a shower. I went back out and it had got dark. I had lost my phone but found it in my car that I had put gas in. I stood on the south end of the carport to watch southern night sky. I saw a shooting star which is a UFO in my opinion. It streaked at a 45 degree downward. There after, a light appeared on the amber side, and distinguishable to the stars and moved away from me. My sister called and the light disappeared going east. I see strange lights, and UFO's. For the very first this time, a triangle craft appeared closer in proximity to me. I have to say I have an Alien Implant.

Held as-reported from National UFO Reporting Center (record NUFORC #172446). Witness text is preserved verbatim, including its spelling; nothing is edited beyond formatting.